I'm So Compassionate

"I'm so compassionate

That I will scream to anyone I can about how I know in my purist heart of hearts that you must be an uncaring animal abuser or that you don't love animals every time you disagree with me and refuse to join me in any part of the animal rights cause from promoting spay/neuter to shutting down breeders, from banning animals as pets to promoting the change of "ownership" to "guardianship" and doing away with pet sales in favor of "furkid adoptions"

"I'm so compassionate

That I'll call you an unfit, irresponsible, neglectful or even abusive pet owner or breeder when you do things differently from me where your animals are concerned.

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd much rather believe every made-up and staged animal abuse tale than do anything to help those who have been falsely accused of animal abuse and victimized far more by their accusers than any animal could have been in their care."

"I'm so compassionate

That I take in all sorts of strange and stray animals and put previous pets at risk of catching disease, but if I think you are breeding too many of your own healthy pets, I'll call you a mill."

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd rather see a world without pets than a world of happier fellow human beings and animals, because I know that animals are always suffering in the company of human beings!"

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd rather see the human race wiped out than another animal breeding in the care of a human being."

"I'm so compassionate and I care oh so very much

That I'll support or commit acts of stealing your animals, or acquire them from you legally and then lie, claming them as my own or as "rescues" or "liberated" and I'll slander you into the ground as an animal abuser so everybody will worship me and my 'compassion' and hate you forever as an animal abuser!"

"I'm so compassionate and caring

that I'll gladly put my own life and the lives of every other person on the road or in the car with me in danger by swerving and hitting a tree or another person just to avoid hitting a stray cat or squirrel on the road."

"I'm so kind-hearted

That if I think you are not doing right by the animals, I will get my animal activist friends to bombard you with hate-mail and/or try to post the most obnoxious or heinous stuff around the net in your name. I will make a nuissance of myself online by sending animal welfare chain letters that demonize animal breeders and owners. If you block mmy attempts, I will sign your email address up without your permission and under insulting nicknames to animal extremist news letters, dating, porn and other sites I may like but you obviously think are sick and lame."

"I'm so compassionate

That I sit dry-eyed through an account of a missing child, the death of a parent, or hearing about traumas that people suffer such as child abuse, rape, murder, but my eyes well up and brim over and I start heaving great sobs of sorrow when I think of those poor, poor bees being raped and forced to breed by the beekeepers to make honey, and the poor dogs and cats who are pimped out by breeders because PEta told me so!"

"I'm so compassionate

That every time there's some kind of natural disaster, I cry and scream for everyone to help the animals because I really couldn't care less about the human beings who are killed or had their lives devastated. and I blame humans for everything that has ever gone wrong with the environment and climate anyway."

"I'm so compassionate

That my pleas and efforts to help humans reunite with their pets after a disaster is not out of concern for the people, but only for the animals who I feel incredibly sorry for.

"I'm so compassionate

That I look at a human tragedy and scheme up the most ludicrous ways to exploit them, all so I can tell you how to live your life. I really don't care that people were maimed or suffered terrifying, prolonged, agonizing deaths, I see the shooting of a cow or bear, or the squashing of a cockroach to be far worse."

"I'm so compassionate

That I see victims and survivors of terrible events as worth less than chickens!"

"I'm so compassionate

That I'll force a vegan diet on my cat.

"I'm so compassionate

that I'll do my best to traumatize your kids into a vegan diet and alienate them from you by telling them you're a murderer because you own a fur coat or anything made of leather."

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd like to force you to eat a diet of things you hate even though you might rather starve and I don't care if veggies give you bad gas, bloating, and allergic reactions."

"I'm so compassionate

That I'll call you a child abuser for feeding eggs, dairy, and especially meat to your children."

"I'm so compassionate

That I'll threaten to poison you and your kids or may actually go through with it because if you eat animals you deserve to get sick and die a horrible agonizing death."

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd like to shoot the kids who shoot ducks."

"I'm so compassionate

That whenever I hear about a bear, cougar, or tiger attacking, killing, and partially eating a person, all my tears are for the animal who must've been starving or encroached upon and I feel no sorrow for the hapless human or their family.

"I'm so compassionate

That I'd sooner save extinct wild dangerous tigers than humans who are overpopulating the world like a cancer. I'd rather save a man-eating tiger and put people including children at risk of suffering a grisly painful death. After all, the loss of one child is nothing and the world absolutely needs tigers living in their proper habitats.

"I'm so concerned, caring and loving

That I'd rather animals go extinct in the wild than live in the care of humans other than myself."

"I'm so compassionate

that I think it's okay to kill lab workers, slaughter house workers, and doctors that perform abortions."

"I'm so compassionate

That I rejoice in the suffering and/or death of anybody I consider an animal abuser, from lab workers to hunters to exotic schefs."

"I'm so compassionate

That I get a huge belly laugh whenever an animal kills a person I hate and judge as an animal abuser, even if I never met them."

"I'm so compassionate

That I admire and feel for an individual who I consider to be noble and caring for refusing to eat meat, but I gladly overlook the fact this person killed and maimed a countless number of people by an exploding bomb.

"I'm so compassionate

That as a member of law enforcement, I'll tread lightly around killers and rapists and let them off with a slap on the wrist, but I'll fake social visits in order to get into a home and persecute, abuse, torture and bully to the fullest extent of the law and then some - any pet owner who owns the wrong thing or is disabled or too poor to spend scads on their animals! And I'll be proud of myself for tasing and half-killing some poor disabled woman for owning some animal I don't want her to, and not to my ridiculously high standards!"

"I'm so compassionate

That I'll rob the grave of a family member and steal their remains until the breeder of guinea pigs in that family stops breeding rodents for lab experiments!"

"I'm so compassionate

That I think cutting down a tree is more grievous than selling a child to a brothel."

"I'm so compassionate

That I think you deserve to get raped if you ever owned or wore fur."

"I'm so compassionate

That I wish some disease or disaster would wipe out all of the human race except for myself, of course, and then I get what's left!"

"I'm so compassionate

That I'm telling you I am and you must believe me."